moustache-flavoured-lubricant:
that’s a nice salad
mmmm salad
imagine if one of those crazy vegan bloggers see us calling this a salad
shhhhh they’ll hear you
leslie
Thank you so much for posting murder on my dash and calling it a “salad”. You’re all really nice people.
you jinxed it the vegan showed up
lettuce has a family too you heartless vegan fiend