The Pope is offering faster entries into heaven for anyone who follows him on Twitter.
Like, he’s actually doing this.
The steps are 1) Follow the Pope on Twitter. 2) Get into heaven faster.
Those who do not follow the Pope on Twitter will have to wait the standard amount of time in purgatory before they go to heaven. They will not have access to the Pontiff Twitter Follower Express Lane.
This is a thing that is really happening.
*adds a new entry to my Why I’m An Atheist diary*
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