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IWC: I love Trish Stratus!

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IWC: I love Trish Stratus!
Reality: Yup. She's awesome.
IWC: I miss Divas like her.
Reality: Go on...
IWC: WWE only hires models these days.
Reality: Okay, but when Trish was hired, she was a model too.
IWC: And all today's Divas are good for is being valets.
Reality: Trish was valet for like four different athletes during her career.
IWC: I like women's wrestling. But these Divas are just good for a piss break.
Reality: You do realize that everything you're saying about them, IWC nerds were saying about Trish until like the last year of her career, right?
IWC: I'm a big fan of Kharma and Tamina Snuka though! They aren't there to be eye candy.
Reality: Oh! So you mean they didn't threaten your masculinity by being attractive to the point that you know you could never attain them? No wonder Trish and Lita are better spoken about now than they were when they were actually wrestling. It's gotta be way easier to acknowledge their amazing careers when they don't make your dick feel useless on a weekly basis.
IWC: How can today's Divas demean themselves with Bra and Panties matches and Swimsuit competitions?
Reality: ... are you serious? How many of those matches was Trish involved in? Hundreds?
IWC: idk, I just miss the Attitude Era when women in WWE were actually considered wrestlers.
Reality: What you say you miss from the Attitude Era never existed in that time period. Women in the Attitude Era were placed in the grossest, weirdest, most misogynistic story lines of all time. Vince McMahon allowed Chris Jericho and everyone else on the roster to call Stephanie McMahon a slut on a weekly basis. Trish Stratus had to strip down to her bra and panties, bark like a dog, and beg for her job. And don't even get me started on Ruthless Aggression era Divas with HLA and Dawn Marie raping Torie Wilson. The only reason Trish has garnered the respect she deserves among the sexist online community of wrestling fans is because she retired, because she went away, because you don't have to see an attractive woman who could rip your balls off on TV every week. You hate that. You've always hated that. That's why you hate Layla and Eve Torres and Michelle McCool no matter how great they are in the ring. Trish deserves all the respect she gets now, deserved none of the shit she had to go through to get it, and the only shitty thing about her legacy now is that IWC idiots will use it as an excuse to hate every other Diva that has the nerve to be attractive on their television screen. There will never be another Trish, and you assholes will make sure of that, because you sure didn't jump at the chance to respect her. You resisted until the last moment possible.
IWC: *farts*
Reality: Worst. Fandom. Ever.

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